The wisdom of a 7 year old:

Selena on Hockey

Dad: Selena, do you like coming to hockey games with me because you like hockey or because you get to stay up past your bedtime?

Selena: Well Daddy, I do like to stay up later, but actually I really like all the fights.
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Selena on Gambling:

Selena: Daddy let's make a bet. I'll bet you a dollar, and if I win I get the dollar, and if you win you keep the dollar.
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Selena, standing with me in a line-up behind a 6'8" 300 lb biker, seeing only his long hair down to his waist, in a REALLY loud voice:
"Daddy, is that a girl?" (the ENTIRE place burst out laughing)

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